F.A.Q.

1) Doors open at 11:00 AM on the Saturday of Buttnumbathon. Please arrive by 11:00 AM so we can process check-in and get the show started by noon.

2) Once you arrive at Buttnumbathon, you cannot leave. You can go out to the patio to smoke, or out to your car to drop something off, but you can’t drive away from the facility.

3) No outside food or drink is allowed, with the exception of that which is required by dietary or medical reasons. If you have such needs, please email Kristen Bell, Alamo South Lamar GM.

4) All seating will be assigned. You will be given a badge with your seat assignment at check-in.

5) A full menu will be available from noon till 2 AM, snack service from 2 AM till 6 AM and a breakfast menu available at 7 AM. Bottomless coffee and sodas can be purchased with free refills for the duration of the event.

6) You can bring pillows and blankets with you if you like, but if we catch you sleeping, we will juice you with a shock of electric current that should keep you stimulated for at least an hour. We recommend rigorous training and plenty of advance rest, or barring that, natural and/or artificial stimulation.